Mind you I have zero football coaching experience at any level so I am only marginally less qualified that DF.
If I take over now we will more than likely go 1-11, but...
I will take the job for a one year contact of $1 million with no buy out.
I promise not to freeze up at the post-game press conferences when explaining how there are just a few things we need to fix after each 40 point loss and that a week of practice should take care of it.
I will also give the old-college-try to recruiting, but let's be honest, I will just take whichever low-hanging-fruit local three star recruits I can find who I don't have to pay NIL money to.
Of course since I live in Washington, I will be coaching remotely via Zoom calls.
Let me know if you think I should submit my CV to Morgan Center.