In Reply to: Charlie Kirk is still dead, BUT posted by CoastalBruin on April 17, 2026 at 10:22:56
in the Pacific Islands thinking the war is still going on. He emerges from the jungle every now and then, fires a few shots at god knows what he's seeing out there, then goes back to hiding again, completely unaware that the war is long over and the Dear Leader has been fully exposed as the third rate con man that he is.