Agreement is 95% done, White House says


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Posted by Dr.J on May 26, 2026 at 14:34:02

Sure it is.

“Insider reporting from an unnamed White House official says the Iran deal is ‘95% done.’ The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on Iran opening the Strait of Hormuz and turning over all nuclear material.” – Conservative pollster Frank Luntz, writing on X.

I, Sisyphus, the legendary King of Corinth, bring encouraging news from the mountain.

After several thousand years of constructive engagement with the boulder and every muscle in my posterior chain, I am pleased to report we are 95 percent of the way up the tenacious little hill here in Tartarus. Honestly, folks, we are so, so close. The summit is largely visible. It is nearly visible. There is a concept of visibility at play here that is impossible to ignore.




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