We were in the security line for the Knicks game tonight when my three year-old turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy will the nice orange man be there tonight?” And when I answered it “yes but he will probably fall asleep or shit on himself by halftime,” she started crying.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) June 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM