* Body of water south of Texas now called Gulf of Khomeini
* Iran gets custody of the pee tape
* All Trump hotel restaurants now have Chelo Kebab Koobideh on the menu.
* Kennedy Center now named Death To America Center
* Lee Greenwood forced to add four stanzas condemning Sunni Islam to “Proud To Be An American”
* Trump agrees to change spray tan color from orange to green, red, and white
* The Iron Sheik’s birthday is now a National American holiday.
* Hegseth stays on as Secretary of War through the next two administrations.
* At end of each day, Iran's UN Ambassador gets to say tell Trump: "Now go get your shine box."
* The Capitol Reflecting Pool must be turned green.
Took a 20 mile bike ride this morning to check out the Reflecting Pool
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree.bsky.social) June 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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