broskis pronounce Ucla FB DOA

Ucla FB is trapped in a death spiral.

Winning = Talent + Coaching

But Talent is dependent on NIL

And Coaching is dependent on Talent (which is dependent on NIL)

But NIL is dependent on Winning.

See the Catch-22 Circle Jerk of Doom?

I think Ucla's odds of making a magical hire (and retaining that coach and staff long enough to move the needle) are on par with winning the lottery.

• BRO

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