...I'm (mostly) not joking.
Why pretend UCLA FB is a serious enterprise in 2025? They may as well lean into the "lost season" and have some fun with it.
Make every home game a party. Stunts, gimmicks, goofs. Get people into the RB for anything BESIDES the actual football game.
When we hire a real football GM and a real coach, we can take ourselves seriously again. But this year? Embrace the suck and have some fun at our own expense.
That's what I'd do, at least.