I envision one day a scenario where a young son learns for the first time that his father played college football:
" Hey Dad, did you really play college football?"
"Yes son, I actually did."
"Who did you play for?"
"Well son, let's see..."
"Michigan, TCU, Penn State, Stanford, Illinois, Miami, Cal,
LSU, Arizona, Colorado, UCLA, Pitt, Harvard, Washington, New Haven, Florida, Texas, Northwestern, Duke, Purdue, Utah
and about a dozen more I can't remember.
I actually made some good money, that's why I've never had a job."