In Reply to: Now with the transfer portal open... posted by BuscH on January 02, 2026 at 20:20:26
... playing football?"
"Well, my dear boy, well north of 40, I'd say."
"Golly gee wilikers, dad, that's A LOT!"
"That's right, son! Let's see ... there was physical training, individual skill drills, film study, play installs, game plan installs, on field practices, stretching & recovery sessions post practice, practice review sessions, travel to games, games themselves (including warm ups), post game media obligations, social media content creation and curation, and shiit posting on Xitter."
"What's 'shiit posting', dad?"
"Ask your mother."
"Ok. Sounds like a lot of fun, fun, fun!"
"Oh yeah...barrels! My favorite part was recovering from my multiple ACL injuries... and my too many to count concussions"
"Oooh, so exciting, dad!"
"You betcha, Jimmy! AND...I did all that AND I majored in pre-med!" 🙂
"Wow, really?"
"Fvck no, Jimmy, what kind of dipshiit are you?"
"Oh... sorry dad. Well, I hope I have your work ethic one day, even though you've never had a job."
"Me too, son. These medical bills ain't gonna pay themselves!"