My favorite joke from Passover this year....

Moses is coming down Mt. Sinai, carrying two stone tablets in his arms.

"Everybody, gather round, gather round. I have an update."

"Ok, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

"God has given us some commandments to follow. The good news is that there's only ten."

"The bad news is that He's not budging on adultery."

Follow Ups:

• This one from MacSweeney’s Dr.J 18:37:29 04/05/26 (12)
  • Aw the Christianity is Liberal BS Mike8:47 00:10:55 04/06/26 (10)
    • The Garage Boy is back! DSCBruin 09:33:38 04/06/26 (1)
      • Snuck out the garage side door and glued his lips to wood's ass* Dr.J 15:16:30 04/06/26 (0)
    • Also, any thought on empathy? blindness 08:15:56 04/06/26 (1)
      • Jesus famously a huge fan of Roman Empire and harsh policing Dr.J 08:47:16 04/06/26 (0)
    • Did he ever forbid the state form engaging in charity work? blindness 08:14:39 04/06/26 (1)
      • Jesus was 100% capitalist-big fan of the moneylenders* Dr.J 08:48:53 04/06/26 (0)
    • You may not get the joke, because you are the joke* Dr.J 06:02:50 04/06/26 (3)
      • you are so pathetic.... sad* wwood2 06:55:04 04/06/26 (2)
        • You’re a Village Idiot with all the self awareness of dog crap* Dr.J 07:33:24 04/06/26 (0)
        • LMAO. Have you look in a mirror? Pathetic is having to Bruinfan4ever 07:16:40 04/06/26 (0)
  • Lol ClockBlocker 20:46:54 04/05/26 (0)

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