This one from MacSweeney’s

In Reply to: My favorite joke from Passover this year.... posted by ClockBlocker on April 05, 2026 at 16:32:28

Premise is that Jesus is a college professor and these are negative student reviews:

“By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism.”

Any university with a Young Republican group.

Follow Ups:

• Aw the Christianity is Liberal BS Mike8:47 00:10:55 04/06/26 (10)
  • The Garage Boy is back! DSCBruin 09:33:38 04/06/26 (1)
    • Snuck out the garage side door and glued his lips to wood's ass* Dr.J 15:16:30 04/06/26 (0)
  • Also, any thought on empathy? blindness 08:15:56 04/06/26 (1)
    • Jesus famously a huge fan of Roman Empire and harsh policing Dr.J 08:47:16 04/06/26 (0)
  • Did he ever forbid the state form engaging in charity work? blindness 08:14:39 04/06/26 (1)
    • Jesus was 100% capitalist-big fan of the moneylenders* Dr.J 08:48:53 04/06/26 (0)
  • You may not get the joke, because you are the joke* Dr.J 06:02:50 04/06/26 (3)
    • you are so pathetic.... sad* wwood2 06:55:04 04/06/26 (2)
      • You’re a Village Idiot with all the self awareness of dog crap* Dr.J 07:33:24 04/06/26 (0)
      • LMAO. Have you look in a mirror? Pathetic is having to Bruinfan4ever 07:16:40 04/06/26 (0)
• Lol ClockBlocker 20:46:54 04/05/26 (0)

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