Questions recruits will ask Chesney

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Posted by Dr.Bruin on December 16, 2025 at 13:37:17

Questions recruits will ask Chesney:

(1) How much can you pay me?

We will have more NIL money than we've ever had . . . but probably not as much as many of the other schools recruiting you.

(2) Can you get your players to the NFL?

Absolutlely! You will have the honor of being my first.

(3) Will we have a winning program?

I've won big at Salve Regina, Assumption and Holy Cross . . . ever heard of those schools?

(4) Will I get to start right away?

No problem. Most of our returning players aren't any good.

(5) Mind if I look elsewhere?

Follow Ups:

Did you come up with these yourself Rubik543 18:15:47 12/16/25 (0)
Boooo! ClockBlocker 14:18:38 12/16/25 (0)
This is pretty dumb even for you, Good Doctor... BabyBear 13:47:36 12/16/25 (19)
- He's just the board seagull TJJ 14:50:57 12/16/25 (16)
  - Predictable response Dr.Bruin 15:02:50 12/16/25 (15)
    - OK TJJ 16:00:07 12/16/25 (14)
      - Not OK Dr.Bruin 03:24:00 12/17/25 (13)
        
        Re: Not OK TJJ 23:27:13 12/17/25 (11)
        
        Re: Not OK Dr.Bruin 13:50:16 12/18/25 (10)
        
        Re: Not OK Rubik543 00:07:18 12/19/25 (0)
        
        Take it like a man TJJ 22:09:48 12/18/25 (8)
        
        Re: Take this Dr.Bruin 03:11:18 12/19/25 (7)
        
        Take what? Rubik543 16:11:02 12/19/25 (6)
        
        How much time did you waste writing this? Dr.Bruin 04:44:38 12/20/25 (5)
        
        Is that all you got Rubik543 13:05:56 12/20/25 (4)
        
        Questions people will ask about Dr. Bruin TJJ 13:37:57 12/20/25 (3)
        
        Inquiring minds want to know :) ** Rubik543 14:33:24 12/20/25 (2)
        
        It's Why This Insecure MentalCripple Wears A Handicapped NYBruin 12:48:49 12/21/25 (1)
        
        15 yard penalty: Piling on Dr.Bruin 13:26:36 12/21/25 (0)
        
        Completely Agree Rubik543 10:24:54 12/17/25 (0)
- If USC were in the Sun Belt conference . . . Dr.Bruin 14:40:50 12/16/25 (1)
  - And if a horse's ass could talk Rubik543 18:28:35 12/16/25 (0)

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