When Biden exits, markets keep climbing.
Trump announces sweeping tariffs—markets drop.
He delays the tariffs—markets rebound instantly.
He rolls tariffs out gradually—markets stall.
He quietly walks some of them back for major companies—markets rise again.
He strikes Iran—markets shrug it off.
He escalates, threatens a ground invasion, and Iran closes the straits—global markets sell off hard.
He claims there’s a deal—markets begin to recover.
Iran denies any talks—markets keep recovering anyway.
He insists the deal is intact, even as Iran points out multiple breaches—markets climb back to pre-invasion levels.