To the Football program.
Scenario 1: Hold fan tryouts for coordinator positions
Scenario 2: Have a weekly raffle with winners chosen to be that week's coordinators
Scenario 3: Let the coordinator for each week go to the highest bidder.
Just think of the excitement, attention, and potentially added revenue this could bring to the program. And honestly, is this really any more laughable than handing the reigns over the Jerry for the rest of season?